Bukubukuchagama

Give them a break, they're trying hard.

The what?

Automatic scanners suck. So give them some tea!

Point your reverse proxy matching common scanner paths at this little server. It responds to any request with HTTP code 418 (full compliance with RFC 7168 section 2.3.2), and gives them a tasteful image of girls with teapots.

Want it?

Put your own teapot girls in ./teapots/ in webp format and enjoy!

new-pots.py is a script to batch-download tasteful teapot girls from danbooru and convert them to .webp (requires ImageMagick in PATH)

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Run

# Build it!
zig build -Doptimize=ReleaseFast

# Run it!
./zig-out/bin/bukubukuchagama

Listens on 127.0.0.1:8418 by default. Wrap in your daemon management system of choosing.