From 83f9707b0009390f98786027226f3e3b64a8363a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Pierre De Lancre <pierre@chaosmith.systems>
Date: Fri, 26 Jun 2026 21:43:14 +0300
Subject: [PATCH] funny

---
 blog/routes.go | 38 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-
 1 file changed, 37 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/blog/routes.go b/blog/routes.go
index 4a6c7db..ee067df 100644
--- a/blog/routes.go
+++ b/blog/routes.go
@@ -270,7 +270,43 @@ func RegisterRoutes(mux *http.ServeMux, contentDir string) error {
 	// robots.txt
 	mux.HandleFunc("/robots.txt", func(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
 		w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/plain")
-		w.Write([]byte("User-agent: *\nAllow: /\n\nSitemap: https://chaosmith.systems/sitemap.xml\n"))
+		w.Write([]byte(`User-agent: *
+Allow: /
+
+Sitemap: https://chaosmith.systems/sitemap.xml
+
+
+							+---------------------+
+							|                     |
+							|                     |
+							|                     |
+							|          _          |
+							|        .' '.        |
+							|      .'     '.      |
+							|    .'         '.    |
+							|  .'             '.  |
+							|.'    ,-------.    '.|
+							|    ,'    .    '.    |
+							|   (     ( )     )   |
+							|    '.    '    ,'    |
+							|      '-------'      |
+							|                     |
+							|     +---------+     |
+							|     |  AGIO   |     |
+							|     |    RPC  |     |
+							|\    +---------+    /|
+							| \                .' |
+							|  '.             /   |
+							|    \           /    |
+							|     \         /     |
+							|      \      .'      |
+							|       '.   /        |
+							|         \ /         |
+							|          -          |
+							|                     |
+							|                     |
+							+---------------------+
+`))
 	})
 
 	log.Printf("blog: loaded %d post(s) from %s, mounted at /blog/", store.Count(), contentDir)